Steak and Blowjob Day is a satirical unofficial holiday created in the United States as a male response to Valentine’s Day celebrated exactly a month later, on March 14.
The idea is that ladies return the flowers, chocolate, and cards they received from men on Valentine’s Day by bestowing them with steak and blowjobs. The date also coincides with Pi Day, a celebration of the irrational number p.
Steak and Blowjob Day
The origin of Steak and Blowjob Day is a bit fuzzy, but the silly holiday has gained momentum on social media. It’s basically a male response to Valentine’s Day, taking place a month later on March 14. The day has an ‘official website’ and a store that sells items like mugs and “steak and blowjob” boxers. A portion of proceeds is donated to Coppafeel, a charity that raises awareness and funds for breast cancer research.
The holiday was created on the assumption that men go all out for Valentine’s Day, so they deserve a little reciprocity a month later. It’s a day to show your man how much you appreciate him by cooking him a steak and giving him a good blowjob. No cards, no flowers, and no special night on the town — just a steak and a good blowjob.
While some critics have called Steak and Blowjob Day sexist, others think it’s just a fun way to celebrate food and sex. The day has also inspired the creation of Chicken and Licking Day, a similar holiday for women that takes place on either March 15 or March 21. The satirical holiday has been well received and used to raise money for breast cancer research.
Felatio
Felatio (also known as fellation, giving head, BJ or blowy) is the act of orally stimulating a male penis. It can be used as foreplay before other sexual activities or as a solo pleasure experience. It can also lead to orgasm for the person being fellated. Fellatio is a Latin word that derives from the verb fellare, meaning to suck. The -o(n) suffix is common in English nouns derived from Latin adjectives.
Historically, fellatio has been seen as an exertion of power and dominance. A man might use the technique on his slaves as a punishment for misbehavior or to demonstrate his superiority over them. In the ancient Indian Kama Sutra, fellatio is described in detail, along with cunnilingus and analingus.
In modern times, the practice is less taboo. It is more widely accepted as a form of oral sex. However, the act can still be controversial. Some women feel uncomfortable with the idea of being fellated, while others are afraid that it may lead to STIs. It is important to communicate with your partner about the feelings and comfort level you have with the act of fellatio.
Some of the risks associated with fellatio include genital herpes, gonorrhea and syphilis. For this reason, it is important to always use protection with any act of oral sex.
Blowjob Toys
If you are a man who is always looking for new ways to titillate, orgasm, and enjoys oral sex – then you may be interested in purchasing an automatic blowjob machine. These devices, made by Fleshlight and Kiiroo, simulate oral sex for the ultimate in male masturbation. They are designed to fit snuggly around the penis, and can be activated by using the remote control or app that comes with the toy.
One of the most popular male masturbation toys is the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan. This toy fits snugly around the penis and has a window that lets you see exactly what is going on inside. This toy also has seven vibration speeds and rhythms as well as beaded rings that move up and down creating a fun texture. This toy is also great for edging and can be used with or without lube.
Another option is the Cobra Libre II, which is great for stimulating the tip of your penis. This toy has a smaller opening and will require a bit more lube than some of the other toys on this list. However, it is very comfortable and can be worn for extended periods of time.
The Autoblow AI is a great example of two companies that have combined their unique skills to create a male sex toy that can be used on national steak and blowjob day. The sleeve was designed by Fleshlight, while the mechanical components that simulate oral sex were created by Kiiroo. It is very simple to use, and all you have to do is insert your penis, select a setting, and let it do the rest.
Blowjob History
Blowjobs have a long history, and not just in the bedroom. In fact, the first documented blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris and his sister-turned wife Isis. When Isis put Osiris back together, she had to suck life into his clay penis. She had a good reason to do so. The 19th century was an era of churchgoing killjoys who considered any sexual act that didn’t result in babies to be a mortal sin, including oral sex. If a woman was caught giving a man a blowjob, she would have to spend seven years on legitimate holy days performing penance.
In the sexy pulp fiction paperbacks of the 40s, the term “fellatio” was used to describe the performance of oral sex, but it didn’t come into common use until 1894 when sexual researcher Havelock Ellis wrote about it in a clinical piece on sexuality. By then, the slang word had changed to “blow job,” although some still use “fellator” (or, as a female variant, a fellatrice).
Oral sex didn’t make the leap from brothels to bedrooms in America until the 20th century. It got a boost in the wake of a 1975 state-of-the-union address from Gerald Ford, who noted that American productivity skyrocketed thanks to hordes of workers who were sated with blow jobs. The government even paid out a special “blow job check” until George Bush scuttled it.
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